You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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