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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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