I want to stick my p in your. b.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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