: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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