I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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