Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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