Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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