update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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