So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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