So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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