she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
