We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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