This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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