Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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