i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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