He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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