Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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