we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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