my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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