Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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