And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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