I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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