Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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