Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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