I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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