CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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