sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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