I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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