Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Alive.
So much puke
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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