Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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