3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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