She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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