Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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