so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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