She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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