I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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