p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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