im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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