Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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