found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This house was built for laser tag.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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