i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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