i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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