just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
