So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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