We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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