well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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