I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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