so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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