I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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