no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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