GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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