evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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